"I haven't hit you yet, now have I?" He was too floored by the whole proclamation to even know how to react. Oh yes, he was used to being told that someone liked him, giggling girls shuffling their shoulders and waiting with all the cues for him to ask them out. They didn't last long; he didn't particularly commit to one over another honestly.

He stood to his full height and set his hands on his hips, glaring at his friend. "You are such a virgin, Rogers. You don't just say those things and expect things to just be okay. I'm your best friend, and you're not leaving until I say so."